I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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