It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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