Dual....:-)
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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