I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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