I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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