trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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