I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
they need to just BURY HIM!
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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