to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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