we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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