D3 body, D1 cock
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
ttyl tear gas
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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