I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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