I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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