Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
