Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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