what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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