after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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