wrigley field is MILF paradise
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
His nipple licking is glorious
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