That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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