Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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