Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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