For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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