fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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