This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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