Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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