Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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