So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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