so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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