no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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