was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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