so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You almost got us killed.
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