the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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