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Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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