Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
we're so committed to being not committed
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