i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize