so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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