It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
