So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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