I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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