I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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