my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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