Your tits are I can't wait for
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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