when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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