Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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