where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Also, beer. Big fan.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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