YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
My bed is full of blood and feathers
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
