i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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