i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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