it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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