Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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