i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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