fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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