It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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