ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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