as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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